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Defcon Ventilator Mitt 2008
Item#:DEF0010
$65.00$52.00 - On Sale!
- Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon’s old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better… that is until next year when Defcon will have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too!
- Teflon- Hyperteflon Durable Water Repellency. A special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your hand protection system. Good on skillets, even better on gloves.
- Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
- Silicone- Sticky fingers. It is a documented fact is solely responsible for increased circulation and “readability” of Victoria’s Secret catalogues amongst teenaged males for years now. Defcon hopes it will increase the sale of out gloves.
- Kung-Fu Grip- Pre-curve finger construction. Removable Liner- Micro fleece inner-lining. Adding insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take liners out of gloves and wear over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.
